Well, thank the FSM, here's an mp3 player for the rest of us. These things are built to withstand the assaults of a fully functional 3 year old. For those who don't know what havoc a 3 year old can wreak on a humble piece of electronic equipment--well, I suppose you'll just have to ask Mr. Richter. (Anybody ever get a cheeseburger shoved in their VCR?) Anyway, what question being asked at Boing Boing about this player is whether it'll come with Digital Restriction Management included. Wouldn't it suck if you bought this for your kid and then ended up having to actually pay some jackass for "Frere Jacques"? But who am I kidding--they'll hack the thing and be listening to Mobb Deep a few days later. It's just a matter of chewing.

And I'm not even going to comment on the digital cam. It frightens me.